First there was the beginning thoughts of marriage-parenthood-relationships; then came the parents' in-the-car nagging; followed by the eventual conversation divergences; after which came the friend's i'm-annoyed-with-you moment.

All these factors, coupled with the fatigue accumulated during the week, have led to what is popularly known as sian.

So just shut up and drive Darren; because so far that has effectively hidden a side no one, not one, has seen before.